So yesterday I was at Target with my mom, and there was Hello Kitty underwear on a rack. My mom sees ‘em and says, “Oh my god. They’ve gone too far.” I just looked at her like, “ohkay, whatever mom,” and she went on to say something like, “You don’t get it? Think about it. Underwear. Cat. Kitty. Pussy. Hello pussy.”
I just about died laughing. Only my mother lmao
Oh! I went to this cute little Harry Potter book club meeting thing with my family and a friend last night, because they were doing cute little kid crafts and whatnot and my sister was into it. :3
- Mom: So how can you fix this situation since you have to work with her? Brownies?
- Me: Hell no I wouldn't cook for her, that bitch!
- Mom: No, special brownies! You missed the whole point here.
Probably a good read if you need a laugh.
Otherwise I’d highly suggest you keep scrolling lol
She also told me “get all your friends to collaborate.” Oh gosh.