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I'm Danielle. 18. Florida. I make silly faces and I smile too much.
I adore this beautiful soul. Oh, and I also make art. Hello. C:
So yesterday I was at Target with my mom, and there was Hello Kitty underwear on a rack. My mom sees ‘em and says, “Oh my god. They’ve gone too far.” I just looked at her like, “ohkay, whatever mom,” and she went on to say something like, “You don’t get it? Think about it. Underwear. Cat. Kitty. Pussy. Hello pussy.”
I just about died laughing. Only my mother lmao
1 year ago on September 03, 2011 at 03:32pm
Oh! I went to this cute little Harry Potter book club meeting thing with my family and a friend last night, because they were doing cute little kid crafts and whatnot and my sister was into it. :3
1 year ago on June 27, 2011 at 12:11am
So this girl has been getting on my last nerve, and I was ranting about her to my mom.
- Mom: So how can you fix this situation since you have to work with her? Brownies?
- Me: Hell no I wouldn't cook for her, that bitch!
- Mom: No, special brownies! You missed the whole point here.
2 years ago on May 03, 2011 at 04:48pm
Without further ado, the lyrics my mother handed me.
Probably a good read if you need a laugh.
Otherwise I’d highly suggest you keep scrolling lol
She also told me “get all your friends to collaborate.” Oh gosh.
2 years ago on March 14, 2011 at 07:06pm
I just watched The Runaways.
Now my mom wont stop texting Joan Jett lyrics to me from the other room.
2 years ago on March 13, 2011 at 08:52pm
